pornovision (pornovision) wrote,

hundred grand

I know it's a bunch of fucked up consumerist bullshit, etc. but I'm eager for Christmas this year. Everything has been so shitty lately that I just want an excuse to wear flannel and drink hot chocolate and burn cinnamon incense while listening to like eight different versions in a row of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" and mixing fudge.

We watched a bunch of episodes of First Person at work last night and one of them was the one with the autistic slaughterhouse lady who invented the machine that hugs you and I was like "I totally need one of those."

My Christmas List
1. a new external hard drive
2. some swank new headphones
3. VHS copy of Twice Upon a Time
4. Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 DVD.
5. That big Ralph Bakshi coffee table book that came out a couple months ago.
6. A painting by Sybil.
7. Cable knit tights.
8. Daisy pancake pan.
9. Hitachi Magic Wand.
10. A MacBook.
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