This is what's for dinner, and if you don't like it, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
People on yelp keep making veiled allusions to me in their negative reviews of my video store. Because they're jealous of me for having a job where I get to order takeout and drink beer and watch sleazy European pornography in front of children.
It's not my fault the economy died, guys. Please unleash your frustrations elsewhere.
I ate some liver today because I heard it's really good for you with all the vitamin A and stuff but I can understand why people make so many liver and onion jokes because it's pretty gross and has this weird texture.