vaffeldagen
I'm pretty much sure as of today that I'm going to be double-majoring in English and Scandanavian Languages, possibly with a minor in Film if I can do that and still get priority transfer consideration.

I was hoping for awhile there that some magical, awesome major would appear out of nowhere (like if UCLA's sociology department suddenly started offering a major about physical deformities and circus culture, or their history department decided that you can do a history major with a concentration in the history of lowbrow popular entertainment, or the Kinsey Institute suddenly announced that they were building a satellite school in Southern California and it will be done by next year and NOBODY is enrolled yet so sign up y'all) but nobody is smart enough to do any of that stuff for me, so it looks like I'm gonna have to just settle.

Scandanavia is where all the porn comes from and it also contains the only nation in the universe that celebrates Waffle Day, so I guess I could do worse.